I’m not going to say I traveled 2000 miles for this donut, but…

I’m not going to say I traveled 2000 miles for this donut, but…

Thanks for the advice, obscure currency!

Thanks for the advice, obscure currency!

Lizard Buddy, you probably won’t be able to break through that glass regardless of your last five minutes’ worth of effort. I salute your resolve regardless.

Lizard Buddy, you probably won’t be able to break through that glass regardless of your last five minutes’ worth of effort. I salute your resolve regardless.

Starfucker, starfucking

Starfucker, starfucking

Tags: starfucker

Anyone should know why this is the best.

Anyone should know why this is the best.

Tags: buttersafe

"When Jackson heard about a movie called “Snakes on a Plane,” he called the director, David R. Ellis, and said, “You doing a movie about snakes on a plane?” Yeah. “A plane full of poisonous snakes?” Yeah. “I’m down."

— New York Times interviews Samuel L Jackson

Are we cumin? Or are we coriander?

Are we cumin? Or are we coriander?

Go go rice pudding go!

Go go rice pudding go!

e-d-i-b-l-e:

garlic bread.

I feel real bad for vampires.

e-d-i-b-l-e:

garlic bread.

I feel real bad for vampires.

Halfway decent attempt at Moroccan Tagine. Also Cous Cous. Food things!

Halfway decent attempt at Moroccan Tagine. Also Cous Cous. Food things!